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That steaming pile of self righteous indignation Jack Thompson would be proud.

Posted by sedgemonkey @ 1/10/2006 12:04  |    9 | Source


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E-Magination (Level 3 Sniper) @ 4/3/2006 07:38


voila Jack, you asked for it.

PixelSnader (Level 2 Peon) @ 1/16/2006 13:51
i could kill people with a box.

Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 1/14/2006 04:58
Hah, that was quite amusing.

Blick (Level 6 Commander) @ 1/12/2006 18:53
"Does Jack Thompson even have a real job?"

I think he's an attorney or at one point was an attorney or something.

me7356 (Level 4 Murderer) @ 1/11/2006 15:46
Yes, people like that are jackasses. I can't believe the American legal system let's is selfishly sue people for things that we don't even care about. Does Jack Thompson even have a real job?

sedgemonkey (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 1/11/2006 09:57

Jack Thompson will always find something to crusade about no matter what it involves. He's just trying to exploit people for his own selfish ends. Ugh, I just can't stand him... hypocritical, opportunistic, ambulance-chasing jackass. 

OMGFossil (Level 6 Yonkyu) @ 1/10/2006 22:38
We need to play this game and then all go on a murderous rampage

That would put Jack Thompson on ice amirite

ryumaru (Level 3 Private Eye) @ 1/10/2006 17:29
wow, i gotta get stacker and stack some boxes!

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